Some Pawprints from the Book of Woof

Ancient Dog Wisdom

For Canine and Human

Look to the Dog Within, for the Dog Within is wise.

Humans should be more than the means to an end. Try friendship.

Showing enthusiasm towards going for walks is the surest way to go for more walks.

When in doubt, bark. Safety first.

Your humans may or may not be organized into a neighborhood watch or a neighborhood association.
Regardless, you should network with other Woofists through barking and urination for the peace and
well-being of your home territory.

Cats are to be granted tolerance and even the grace of peaceful coexistence.

The appreciation of a dead bird or squirrel on a cold winter’s morning may vary widely with the
character of your particular human.

Fireworks are the creation of anti-dog thoughtforms, as is thunder. There is no shame in hiding from these calamities.

Make yourself endearing in any situation, from curling up on the floor to explaining the unleashed
mountain of garbage in the kitchen.