I'm not entirely kidding. They need a new habitat and our schools need better guarding. Let's bring in polar bears that are released into empty halls during classes. The schools would have to be kept really cold, so that might take some of the fight out of the blighters. Then if kids are skipping or causing trouble, let them take it up with a hungry polar bear.
After all, polar bears don't know class distinction. They don't care about race or gender. It comes down to hungry or not hungry. How many kids would have to be eaten before the school population got the message to stay in class. One? Possibly two?
The way things are going in Ackerland, is this really any more ridiculous than what's already going on? Bring on the polar bears!
The way things are going in Ackerland, is this really any more ridiculous than what's already going on? Bring on the polar bears!
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